Archive for May, 2005

where the we(ek/ak) went.

had a strange thursday at work. we had a pretty nasty car accident out front, two cars being totalled. @30 minutes later, we had a woman pull up to the police working the accident, apparently having a heart-attack at a young age. police cars, ambulances, fire trucks all made their scheduled stops to give me a sound/light headache that would last all day long. thank you for that btw.

somehow, i lucked out and got friday and saturday off of work. not knowing that the iowegians had traversed the complete wastes known as kansas and nebraska to make it to this state, which is much the same as the two previously mentioned. friday night, i found myself downtown watching revenge of the sith again, this time cringing even more at the dialogue (didnt know that was possible). ‘Machismo’ spent the day sulking because he had wanted to go see it again, and, from my only guess, was upset that i went without him.

i found myself saturday, in dallas. i meant to call you Kat, but didnt find the time. oh, and before you guys start thinking i had some sort of religious experience, i did not ‘find myself’ in that context, only in the one where i ended up somewhere. found out that the iowegians half expected to find me brainwashed by my families new obsession, and see me ready to testify for them. not the case, my abscense from the interweb was mostly self-inflicted, as i had grown very tired of most of it. like the commercial where the guy gets to the end of the net. that was me. they were pleased i wasn’t hurried along, cross in tow, to the scarborough faire near waxahachie.

we could have picked a better day to go, as thunderstorms engulfed all of texas. we spent some time waiting the storms out in the car, and in at least one porn store. porn stores. ugh. no, not because of the filth, i kinda enjoy that aspect. but because i, invariably, always have to, and refuse to, use the bathroom when i walk into one. well, that and the old pervs who walk around with hard-ons waiting for the jizz-box to open up. another thing thats discouraging? you always go in with the intention of not buying anything, and find out exactly how much your resolve sucks ass.

and for good measure. ,,, ,,, ,,,

while in the car, i found a digital camera to play with. usually a bad idea, as it only feeds my desire to join the 20th century. after playing with it for near 15 minutes, i had decided that i would buy one that day, but later, after the faire.

the Scarborough Faire has become somewhat of a tradition for the iowegians and i. every year we find ourselves there, wondering around aimlessly, looking at overpriced crap we sometimes cant live without. i also go in hopes of seeing throngs of dorks dressed in starfleet uniforms, but have so far, been quite unsuccessful. bastards. this year, i think was our last. we just havent seemed to have alot of fun with the same old thing, and think we need something new.

it rained the entire time we were there. whereas the iowegians opted for rain ponchos, i graciously declined, preferring a major soaking to looking like a big yellow geek. we were there maybe all of 2 hours before we decided it was enough. we turned to leave and found the car had gotten stuck in the mud. wonderful. after about 3 minutes of heavy pushing (and one glorious facedive by yours truly), we were freed and set to leave town, only to spend a solid 3 hours in the wonderful dallas traffic.

things i havent written about…

in the last 40-someodd days.

i was at a friends house for a little get-together. drinking a little bit. one thing let to another, and i fell off my friends deck….

into a barbeque grill.

i have to be the only person in the world skilled enough to both burn the hell out of his arm and severely sprain his foot, without actually spilling his drink or knocking the grill over.

had a dream about Kel a few weeks back. Kelly, what you were doing in a trailor at a christian spiritual retreat that close to christmas, i dont know. you did have a pretty jazzy boombox covered in red lights, and for some reason, leather pants. EXPLAIN.

spent a few weeks back torturing myself. had a customer who was of the not-so-friendly variety that decided to ‘let me know’ about all my physical flaws that i might not been aware of. disparaging remarks that crushed me, and sent me on a week-long headtrip.

see, i’m not sure if some people understand my take on that. it wasnt so much what she said that got to me, its what i did to myself in my heard over the next week or two that upsets me. my old personal catch-phrase of ‘nothing touches me’ fell by the wayside when i turned on myself, rabid dog style. nothing anyone else says can hurt me as much as i can hurt myself, so in a sense, ‘nothing touches me…except myself’ which is pretty much par for the course anyway.

i got sick of apples anyway.

i had this whole entry in my head for weeks, titling it “the little engine that couldn’t”. now, sitting down to write it, nothing comes to mind, and all i want to do is to stop typing and run away again.

saw revenge of the sith, and really enjoyed it. hadnt had that much fun watching a star wars movie since empire. dialogues still a little wooden and hokey george, but i guess you did ok.

purchased a slew of new cd’s.


weezer – make believe : eh. first couple of listens, i was unimpressed and a little tired of the schitck. ‘boo hoo, i’m rich and famous (and harvard educated) and lonely’. go screw a model and shut up, rivers. got better with @10 listens. ps: bring matt sharp back, or else.


reel big fish – we’re not happy… : a little short on the new material, but an awesome cover of morrissey’s ‘we hate it when our friends become successful’. any of you ladies want an mp3, lemme know.


nine inch nails – [with_teeth] : a little soft and touchy-feely for my first tastes. got better with a few listens. i guess i can expect to get mellow with old age also.


aimee mann – the forgotten arm : easily the best of the bunch. i’m not much for concept albums (especially one about a 70’s boxer/addict and his disfunctional relationship with a woman), but this one works for me. if you like her other work, why the hell dont you already have this? i’m talking to you, Kat.