i pass this wonderful billboard twice a day, to and fro work. i kinda like it, but i’m not sure if i’m supposed to or not. i would take much greater satisfaction in knowing if the irony was actually intended. this is one that my sister and i could agree on liking, and thats scary in itself.
we almost dont agree on anything since my families recent trasnformation from normal, loveable people… to bible-toting, right wing enthusiasts. i had to suffer through the O’Reilly factor recently, and later got to hear about how cool Ann Coulter is. while listening to these words come out of my loved ones mouths, i wondered when i missed out on the free pony rides to deep space.
the night stated, i was hanging out with the sister and bro-in-law for good reason. he plays in an indoor soccer league and had a game that night, so we went to watch. good fun, he demolished the other team by himself and all was well in the world. almost. venturing out into the wild i’m fine with, meeting new people i’m sometimes sketchy on. meeting new people who all seem to share the same belief system, financial status, and frighteningly chipper outlook on life. i have nothing to say to these cardboard cut-outs, we have nothing in common, so making me meet all of them seems like a pointless waste designed only to embarass me.
there was one kinda cute, single one, but thats just too big a hurdle to jump. plus later on, i found out that she’s been having a rough time. evidently, her husband cheated on her and then kicked her out of their house. then, she finds out she has cervical cancer. then, she loses her job. it took all the restraint in the world to not say something like:
but at least he loves her that much. oh, and he also caught a fish THAT big.
