has it been long enough between posts? probably. that and i am bored…
-=- my father made a rare appearance at my workplace this week. it happens from time to time, usually just to stop and say hi and nothing else. this time was a little different. he stopped to say hello, invited me to church without really inviting me to church, and left me with a quote sure to make me wanna spend time with the fam.
“I guess that I didn’t bring you up right.”
when his church invitation was declined (big shock). nothing like adding that fuel to the fire of me never living up to any of his expectations as a son. and my family wonders why i never call or show up, and live like a hermit.
-=- Oklahoma City has decided to do something to honor the founders of a local health center. the built a giant ‘Beacon of Hope’ to light up the city sky with an immense green light. I, personally, had no clue about it until i saw a picture in the paper. a picture of a giant tower shooting a green light into the night. know what it looks like? a giant fucking dildo spraying green into the air. seriously. i’m not sure if its meant to be uplifting, amusing, or just plain disturbing (i vote disturbing).
-=- My store’s owner has had a trying couple of weeks. her husband died. it was pretty strange, i saw him 2 days prior. he was jazzed because his 63rd birthday was saturday, and no one in his family had made it to be that old. he celebrated his birthday, and from what i hear, was very content. then the next day? DEAD. lesson for you all? never say anything like that, and never take your boots off of you’re not feeling well.
now the whole work stability thing is up in the air. with him gone, the chances of his wife continuing on with the business are getting slimmer by the day. she would like to, but her husbands son is going to challenge any trust ruling, making everyones life miserable.
and since the guy’s no longer around, let me tell a story. i’d worked with his wife for years, and therefore in conversation, was privilaged to some very scary information. i remember writing about his penis pump one time, and that was low on the list. see, he seemed to have some sort of vibrator fetish. but like, not with his wife. we’re talking solo sorties here. she had some sort of plug-in device, and occasionally, she would come home to find the lamp by their bed unplugged. and it only ever meant one thing. that thing.
-=- wow. i think this whole post has been about dildo’s in one form or another….
